Evelyn told me this morning she was going to read a book on the couch. First, mistake I believed her. Second mistake, I took the silence for her actually reading a book. I redeemed myself slightly when realizing the silence went on too long and went to find her. I knew I was in trouble when I found the contents of my purse on the floor. Yes, there was Evelyn sitting on the guest bed with my wallet, check book, and mascara. She was trying to be beautiful! Those who have spent time with this diva know this is just a drop in the bucket. She has been known to sniff out Lindor truffles and eat 10 without a drop to show for it. Yesterday she consumed 15 pumpkin cookies while I was getting dressed for work. It's a good thing she's cute!